mr.grinch

“6pm, wallow in self-love. 6:30pm, stare into the sexiness. 7pm, solve world disinterest, tell no one. 7:30pm, exercize; 8:30pm, sexy time with me. I can’t cancel that again. 9pm, wrestle with my demons. I’m booked! Of course, if I bump the demons to 12am, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into horniness.”



“That is not a chew toy!” - Grinch



PSA: For safety & privacy purposes, I'm using a friends' name on the wishlist. Gotta keep everything misterious