ekrystalline

Uh, people always ask Me, "How do you pronounce your name? 'Kryst-a-leen' or 'Kryst-a-lin'?" Uh, I always tell them the same thing: "How DARE you speak to Me." 👑 (read this in J. Goldblum's voice for the best effect)

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