miraclecurly

I love funny and smart people, fill people's lives with a smile and make my favorite members happy! Working as a model is a part of my life for me, where I can make people happier and have fun and give pleasure

1)Life is like a penis....sometimes hard for no reason
2)I was told do what you love and money will follow. So...
I ate a pizza and drank a 6pack infront of the telly. Now I wait.
3)Why is a gym like a library?Because there are also a lot of people who just sit there and do nothing!
4)Why do brits always carry a tea bag in their wallet ? Because u never know when you will be in hot water !