sireaglecocklll

Back in the time, before time began

When the evil sea turtles

The imagining gunts

The neckless raccoons

And the much feared bush pigs of Dick Doom walked the Earth

One man stood for justice, for truth, for all of us

This is his story

Handed down from generation to generation

This is all true



Join me now the tale

The greatest you've ever heard

The bravest of men

The slayer of gunts

Sir Eagle Cock III